I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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