i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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