a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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