Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
So vagazzling was a success
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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