you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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