Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
smell my finger.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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