She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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