My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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