508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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