Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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