I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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