She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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