Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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