omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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