East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Every concussion has its silver lining
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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