I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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