party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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