Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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