After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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