this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
