Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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