Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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