love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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