I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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