So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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