sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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