Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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