guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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