I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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