If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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