How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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