rhymes with "ouble enetration"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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