I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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