So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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