Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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