Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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