Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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