As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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