Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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