You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Randomize
