I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
