i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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