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i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts

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(818): View more from California

Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day

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(949): View more from California

we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose

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(802): View more from Vermont

i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.

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(917): View more from New York City

shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship

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(647): View more from Ontario

He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?

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