You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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