i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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