i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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