is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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