Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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