i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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