sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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