They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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