Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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