jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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