I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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