The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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