Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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