she woke up with a sticky ear
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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