I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
